Corrupt Wishes

Granted, You can never escape the crowds.

I wish for the new AVA album to come out already.

 

granted, it's not as good as you thought it'd be



I wish for more bronies on skype

 

Granted. I join the fray!




I wish that Skype didn't freeze my computer.

 

Granted, everypony freezes instead.

I wish I wasn't distracted so easy.

 

granted, you're just lazy


I wish to for some street action this year

 

Granted. Megatron attacks your town. So does Godzilla and King Kong.




I wish for less library fines.....

 

Granted, They turn into parking tickets.

I wish I didn't have to sleep now.

 

Granted. You have to sleep in about ten minutes



I wish for a less laggy livestream.

 

Granted, it stops streaming.

I wish I had the ability to travel 2 seconds into the past.

 

Granted. You travel 2 seconds in the past at a rate of 2 seconds/ seconds squared.



I wish for a better wish!

 

Granted, I get the wish instead.

I wish for a airpl....All Hail Hypno Toad.

 

The Hypno Toad? What the heck is a ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!




I WISH FOR ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

 

granted, now you're a slave


I wish for teleport machine

 

Granted. You explode while using it. Only once though.


I wish that I had an xBox.

 

Granted. You acquired a box with "X" drawn on it :Trollestia:

I wish I could travel to the USA.

 

granted, you get robbed then raped then killed as soon as you come there. and then you explode, and then you explode again.


I wish not to be tired

 

:ahh::ahh:

Granted, but you can't move your limbs : P

I wish I could stop time!

 

granted, but you explode.... then explode again



I wish for 720p ot 1080p online live stream tomorrow (of mlp)

 

Granted. It's of G1 ponies.



I wish that I was invincible!

 

Granted, but the world explodes and you drift in a space endlessly :derpe:

I wish all our dreams came true.