Corrupt Wishes

Granted. You're alone forever.

Forever alone.

I wish for more derp.

 

Granted. Check the grammar of your last post and you will find that you're knee deep in derp.


Sorry......I'm a Grammar Goblin......Can you forgive me?


I wish I could play this song.

 

And I thought I was a Grammar :Trollestia:...

Where do you see that error? I don't see it? :Trollestia:

Granted. You can't.

I wish for someone else to make a mistake.

 

Granted. The mistake happens to be dropping a wrecking ball on your computer and all of your merch.



I wish that MLPFiM was watched and enjoyed by every major world leader.

 

P.S: You dropped it on someone elses computer and merch. Not mine. Mines safe still.

Granted. All hell breaks loose and all of them like Rainbow Dash.

I wish for :derpe:

 

Granted. You get instead.



I wish for less spiders in my house!!!! Living near a field is awful sometimes!!

 

Granted. You get more :Boo:'s :derpe:

I wish for :derpe: to help me with my Physics Lab.

 

Granted. She slaps you when you try to get near her muffins.


I wish for fireworks.

 

Granted. You get burnt from them.

I wish for muffins. :derpe:

 

Granted. Derpy, who is your lab partner, opens a can of whupping and beats you half way to the moon!....Then she steals your muffins takes what is rightfully hers.




I wish that I could fly! WHEEEEE Ain't that original?!

 

Granted. The sun burns your wings and you fall crashing down to Earth.

I wish for :vinylscratch:

 

granted, tough, that animation is poorly made.



I wish for more sleep hours.

 

Granted. You can only sleep during those allotted hours and it is impossible not to. Think of it as a magically enforced bedtime/wake up.



I wish that my beard was fully grown!

 

Granted, it falls off your face.

I wish for a louder sound system.

 

GRANTED!!! IT'S LOUD!!! VERY LOUD!!! HAVE FUN BLEEDING FROM YOUR EARS!!! AND EYES......AND FACE!!!! (it's just that loud!)



I wish for a MLPFiM shirt that fits me and is in brilliant condition!

 

Granted, your body expands 500X it's normal size when you out it on.

I wish I was no longer sick.

 

Granted. Everyone else is now.



I wish for a candy bar.

 

granted, it's too sweet and you get sick from too much sugar


I wish for more snow in Austria

 

Granted it melts right away.

I wish for 45 degree weather.

 

Granted. You get 45 degree Kelvin weather.



I wish for a piano.