Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It isn't funn- *Judo chopped*



I wish that Putin hadn't Put me in my place. Puns!

 

Granted, you are now drifting in space towards the MOOOOOOOOOON!

...I wish I hadn't slacked off so much last year in school...

 

Granted, you go back 3 years in school.

I wish I had more chips.

 

granted, it's oatmeal flavor


I wish for more Camp Lazlo on tv (it's airing on CN atm xD)

 

Granted, I power surge knocks out your TV.

I wish for pancakes.

 

granted, it's oatmeal flavor


I wish for more windows

 

Granted. They are so thick that they are opaque.



I wish that I could play any instrument that I wanted to!

 

granted, you're only person on the Moon


I wish for no chaos in the world (specially not on my collage)

 

Granted. Since there is no chaos, Discord comes to even the odds!



I wish for a boomerang!

 

granted, when you throw it, everytime it hits you in head



I wish for faster upload speed

 

granted. It uploads ALL of the information on your computer to /b/.




I wish for a set of bagpipes!!!

 

granted, you find yourself in England (not Scotland). enjoy



I wish for faster shipping (irl shipping)

 

Granted, It's Apple/Dash shipping. (Problem DRD?)

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

granted, you're on your job


I wish nothing wakes me up tomorrow before 2pm

 

Granted. Celestia comes to take all of the people who are awake to Equestria at 1:00 pm.



I wish that I had more experience at playing first trombone.

 

granted, despite experience it sounds bad.

I wish there will be lot of people at fer2.net meetup today

 

Granted, the whole globe shows up.

I wish a could have the eyes of a peacock.

 

Granted, but NMM brings the world to eternal night, and pure darkness...

I wish for moar peeps to be on Ventrilo.

 

Grated. They spam ALL THE TIME!




I wish for a mic that fit on the side of my head!

 

Granted... but it's broken and you can't gt it off.

I wish for... well, to move soon.