Corrupt Wishes

Granted. No corruption. :Trollestia:

I wish more people came on my Vent server.

 

Granted.... actually, I can't corrupt that.
In a sense, isn't that the real corruption, the lack of corruption in a corrupt wishes thread? :derpe:

I wish for cupcakes. (somepony corrupt this now )

 

Granted. You get muffins instead.

I wish for muffins.

 

Granted. Derpy is within a 50- mile radius.


I wish for an airplane!

 

Granted. You come to Florida.

I wish for more people to come here in Ventrilo and Florida.

 

granted, they are all 4chan pony haters and they troll you online and beat you up irl.


I wish that achieved speed of neutrins in CERN will bring down some physic laws ( if they break them down, that means that time travel is plausible)

 

Granted, I leap through time randomly.

I wish I was superman.

 

granted, you get sent to the moon

I wish I was on the moon

 

Granted. Luna isn't there.



I wish for more Discord!!!

 

granted, he kills main cast



I wish my Zecora theory was true

 

Granted. No one knows what the hay you're talking about!



I wish I knew what the Zecora theory was!

 

granted, however I delete my post on S2E2 topic discussion


I wish I found that link right now


(after 3 topics, I found it: http://www.everypony.com/forums/sho...eculation-Thread&p=50185&viewfull=1#post50185 )

 

Granted. It was redacted by the CIA.


I wish that the CIA didn't redact Yetione's posts.

 

granted, KGB gets me



I wish for house in Finland

 

Granted. It isn't in Finland and it isn't a house. Best corruption EVER!




I wish for a green tambourine!

 

granted, you get green trampoline



I wish for green trampoline

 

Granted. It's mine!!!!


I wish that I listened to more pony music!

 

Granted, is too much that your head explode........twice XD

I wish I could spend more time here....in the internet XD

 

Granted. You are teleported into the bowels of /b/.




I wish that I knew what to say right now!!!!!!!!!!!

 

granted, you say a wrong thing

i wish for cake