Curse/hex the poster above you so they are mildly inconvenienced

I curse you blowing up!

xD

 

I curse you to glow in the dark!

 

I curse you being blind!

 

I curse you with not being able to think up curses.

 

I curse you with being surrounded by people who keep exploding!

 

I curse you exploding 24/7!

 

I curse you with exploring 24/7!

 

I curse you getting lost!

 

I curse you with always being covered in frosting!

 

I curse you eating yourself!

 

I curse you with being eaten by your evil twin whilst you try and eat her!

 

I curse you not going back in time!

 

I curse you with being stuck back in time!

 

I curse you with being in line at the grocery store behind a dozen old ladies who all want to write checks.

 

I curse you to be the cashier when the old lady with a jar of pennies turns up.

 

I curse you so that you are so tiny, nobody sees you ever again.
But then you can meet new friends, such as virsues :v

 

I curse you with being made out of butter!

 

I curse you living in a trash can!

 

I curse you perpetually doing the can-can!

(Sorry, can't resist posting the picture your curse made me think of XD)

 

I curse you kicking cans!

(Oh God, why?)