Curse/hex the poster above you so they are mildly inconvenienced

I curse you with having kumquats for eyes!

 

I curse you having pickle arms!

 

I curse you with having barrel legs!

 

I curse you being a pickleberry

 

I curse you with living in Purpleberry Pond!

 

I curse you having nightmares for the rest of your life!

 

D=

I curse you with having Dayhorses for the rest of your life!

 

(I see what you did there......)

I curse you having noonfoals for the rest of your life!

 

I curse you with having morningponies for a week!

 

I curse you having eveningunicorns for a month!

 

I curse you with only being able to eat corn!

 

I curse you living in a corn field!

 

I curse you with being corn!

 

I curse you being the corn and getting eaten!

 

I curse you to choke on the corn!

 

I curse you to choke to death on the corn!

 

I curse you with being perpetually poked in the side by Twilight's horn!

 

I curse you taking care of Fluttershy's pets!

 

I curse you with being one of Fluttershy's pets' pet!

 

I curse you being a homeless pet!