Diagnose the condition above you (for entertainment only- not real advice)

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  1. Snow

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    Oh noo!!

    I have a problem, I lack pony merchandise!
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    You have nomerchitis!!GO BUY SOME!!!QUICK!!!

    I have a condition where im constantly hungry.
     
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    You have Sparkitus... I'm afraid there is no known cure...
    I keep falling asleep and waking up as a Pony
     
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    You have nacroponyepsia

    I am the only human Equestria, what is my condition!
     
    #24 Snow, Apr 21, 2012
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    The only cure is to live with Fluttershy.Then you will turn into a pony after sufficient to her cuteness.
    HELP!IM ON A CHAINSAW RAMPAGE!!
     
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    here have a gun :derpe:

    I keep feeling like I have Pony AIDS but I woke up completely fine.
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Thats no condition..you just need to get used to your new body.

    Im trying to eat Scootaloo!What is wrong with me?
     
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    Have you tried KFC?
    I keep thinking I'm Derpy!
     
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    Well you are already pretty close!

    The Fluttershy treatment failed!
     
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    Ask Twilight!!She will know what to do!

    I ate Scootaloo!!
     
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    You have still got Sparkitus. I'm afraid *Cocks gun* This is the cure!

    I have an addiction to guns! HELP!
     
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    Shoot zombies!You'll get bored and forget it!

    DARK IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!*Gags up Scootaloo*

    Scoot:That was NOT cool.
     
    #32 Sparkypony, Apr 21, 2012
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    You have Pony-itits. You will quote ponies until you turn into a Scootaloo chicken. :derpe:



    My toes are cooooooold!
     
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    Put them in a microwave,set on..wait...YOU DONT HAVE TOES!!

    I ate Derpys muffin..now she is chasing me!
     
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    That makes 2 of us :smile:

    I have a hatred of others stealing Derpies muffins! NOW WHAT!?
     
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    Looks like you have a case of hypocrisy, which unfortunantly, will be with you till the grave

    I have wedding overload! I was there! Boy was it CRAZY!
     
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    EAT MOAR CAKE!!!

    I ate everything in the supermarket and im still hungry.
     
    #37 Sparkypony, Apr 21, 2012
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    It's called Black Hole Syndrome. Happens to us all.


    I can't seem to remember where I put my logic, while battling with my sensibility of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
     
    #38 HarleyCyn, Apr 21, 2012
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    I ate it...sorry.

    IS there a cure for black hole syndrome?
     
    #39 Sparkypony, Apr 21, 2012
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    Ah, that explains it!

    Food is the only cure, medicate hourly ;D XD


    My brain seems to rattle in my head, what's the diagnoses, doc?
     
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