Diagnose the condition above you (for entertainment only- not real advice)

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  1. Sparkypony

    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    OK!*Runs into another store,eating noises and crashing are heard*
     
    #41 Sparkypony, Apr 21, 2012
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    HarleyCyn A wild Harlachu appears!
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    You are now diagnosed with rhino-in-a-china-shop-itis.


    I have the hiccups.
     
    #42 HarleyCyn, Apr 21, 2012
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Scream "PICKLE STICK OF DESTINY!!"Into a bowl of oatmeal.

    *Nom nom*I dont think this cure is working.Dont care that much..*Continues eating random food*
     
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  4. Captain Jack

    Captain Jack A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Kind of intended this thread to be more serious, but oh well.
     
    #44 Captain Jack, Apr 22, 2012
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    NotWhatWeExpected Today is tomorrow New Zealand
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    You, my dear friend, have Thyromind. Is that serious enough?

    Meanwhile, I have a problem where my skin changes colors. It's stuck between green and orange right now.
     
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    You have chamealionitus. Very cool. Show it to your friends and the epicness will become contagious B)

    My arm fell off.
     
    #46 Tech Tea, Apr 22, 2012
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    DoDo1234 The Awkward one

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    You have legfelloffenem, a condition which causes your arm to fall off. Yeah.

    My face has just peeled off, and turned to some strangely tasty powder.
    You know that powder sweet where you get a candy stick, and you lick t making it sticky, then use it to pick up the powder? It's kinda like that.
     
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  8. Sparkypony

    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Eating it will make it grow back.

    I have black hole syndrome...and the medication isnt helping!!
     
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    eat ssssomeone'ssss ssssoul. It helps me all the time
    DOCTOR DOCTOR I THINK I MAY BE A SSSSNAKE!
     
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    Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAKE!

    I hear voices
     
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  11. Sparkypony

    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    So do i!

    I suffer from *Twitch*Chronic zombieism.*Twitch..Screech*
     
    #51 Sparkypony, Apr 22, 2012
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    Captain Jack A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Human rabies/ tourettes syndrome
    I know this really creepy kid who follows me and my friends and enjoys pain and hurting other people. What does he have?
     
    #52 Captain Jack, Apr 23, 2012
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    I have a condition where I can't stop imagining that I'm wearing a country on my head.
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    You have Faslbaaas delusion.

    I was bitten by some pale skinned freak in a hoodie.
     
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    You have Albinolicus- Imrotis. You'll be fine. Walk it off.
    I have a problem! I dont know what it is!
     
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    There's your problem. ;)

    My brother doesn't laugh at Pinkie Pie! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!
     
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    Captain Jack A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Normal.

    my left rib hurts
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Drink a liquid spoon.

    Im covered in blood splatters...i do not know where these came from...Its not my blood.
     
    #58 Sparkypony, Apr 23, 2012
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    Go to a sciene lesson and lick the spoon.
    What do I do if my head explodes?!
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Glue it back together.

    I cant feel my brain.
     
    #60 Sparkypony, Apr 23, 2012
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