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  1. Vanagandr

    Vanagandr Destroyer of Worlds
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    [​IMG]*dodges one bullet, takes the other to the flank* You son of a...

    *goes inside, rolls out an exact functioning replica of Tsar Bomba*
     
  2. Lioconvoy

    Lioconvoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Daughter, were all female at the moment.

    *Looks at the bomb...set personal force field around it. As the field is invisable it wouldn't be noticeable except for a slight vibration reaction to touching it.*

    Megatron, what was that even doing in the coffee shop?


    I haven't had a chance to put all my suvineers(sp, spell check doesn't know what I mean apparently.) in storage. Some of us don't want to be female. It could be worse, there's a miniaturized back hole in the suit case she could have found and released.

    *Takes her blade upwards toward the brain attempting to cut Asmo in half.*

    Megatron, your trips to find us a cure seem more like shopping trips these days.

    [Er, you guys haven't added an locations so the only thing in the immediate area is the coffee shop. The Transformation place is a few blocks away. Side note, the field can't be around Lio and the Bomb at the same time so if any of your characters can break the fourth wall, they should know Lio is undefended.]
     
  3. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
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    *dodges to the side, rolling out of the way* Get my name right, and I may do it myself as a reward!
     
  4. Vanagandr

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    [​IMG]Breaking the forth wall is like, my specialty.

    *replaces lead tampers with U-238 tampers to increase the yield to one hundred megatons*

    How strong is this shield, by the way?
    Because the original bomb destroyed everything within thirty-four miles of the detonation, and the shock wave broke windows over five hundred miles away.
    And I just doubled the power.
     
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  5. Lioconvoy

    Lioconvoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    *Grimlock takes several more swipes, nods and Megatron fires two round at the most likely places Asmo's head will be if he dodge Grimlock.*

    It's survived Cybertron's sun going Supernova. It took four hours for them to rescue me... that was not a fun day, I kept thinking the shields going to fail, I'm dead... I guess I should be happy Kimitsu tinkered with it. Even my true form can't survive inside a sun. I was near the suns surface trying to keep it from going nova, failed and the crew of the support ship nearly bought it. They barely space bridge off the ship in time. Perceptor lost arm due to the abrupt closing of the bridge. Not a day I like to remember.
     
  6. Vanagandr

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    [​IMG]Well, I guess I'll miss one of you, then.
    *prepares the detonation sequence*
    At the very least, the EMP should take a huge bite out of your shield.
     
  7. Mister Asmodeus

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    *Azrael teleports out of the way, his dark magic blackening the room for a split second as he does so*
     
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    [​IMG]How far away did you teleport?
     
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    I am right behind you, Nightshade. *leg growing back slowly* I suppose they don't understand my one stipulation.
     
  10. Vanagandr

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    [​IMG]I understand that you're in range.
    *presses button*

     
  11. Lioconvoy

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    *The explosive force is help in the the force field, but a portion of the concussive force is felt*

    (We're outside not in a room.)
     
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    [​IMG]Well that's boring. That sure was a lot of setup for absolutely no payoff.
     
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    What was the point of going nuclear in the first place? It would have been overkill.

    Not to mention it would have destroyed the coffee shop. And most of the town, but honestly until there is a proper tea shop I could care less about the rest of the town.

    Killing NPC is pretty pointless. *Throws a dagger at Azrael's head.*

    In Spamville death were quite a bit sillier. *Shoot at Azrael*

    Deaths don't have to be silly, but I seriously if I had just let that go off I'd be down by three, and they'd only be down by one.
     
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    [​IMG]Killing the four of you and myself in one unnecessarily destructive blow would fit perfectly into my established character traits.

    Of course, since your reality override thingy is now inactive, I'm gonna just go ahead and...

    *rewinds time around the bomb, resetting it*

    Now let's take care of this shield.
    But before we do that...

    *spawns an exact replica of Nightshade's dojo next to the coffee shop.*
     
  15. Lioconvoy

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    Lio: Er you forget I can alter reality too.
    *Use PSP to turn the bomb into a nonworking replica.*

    [Can't wait for the site to get fixed. This is a pain from my Vita.]
     
  16. Vanagandr

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    [​IMG]Well, damn.

    *spawns a shed next to the dojo and shoves the bomb inside.*

    *returns a moment later with a Mark IX "Gatebuster" bomb*

    [​IMG] Here, read this. http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Mark_IX
    The modified Tsar Bomba was 100 megatons. This thing has a payload of ten gigatons. That's ten thousand megatons.
     
  17. Mister Asmodeus

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    [​IMG] Put the nuclear weapons away, Nightshade? No honor in cheating.
     
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    [​IMG]Cheating? I didn't pull this thing out of my... ahem.
    What I'm saying is that's an established tech from a popular franchise.
     
  19. Lioconvoy

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    No, it's not cheating, just annoying.

    *pulls out a hole and throws it at the bomb causing the bomb to fall in.*

    You visited Roger again didn't you?

    Toon tech is amusing. Besides you can't kill a toon so yes, when ever I need to vent I visit.
     
  20. Vanagandr

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    [​IMG]Toons are easy to kill with the right weapon.

    Speaking of which, you should realize that toon tech often relies on the hammerspace principle, which is the same technology incorporated into my shed.

    Which means that anything of mine that you toss out...

    *goes into shed, returns a moment later with the bomb*

    ...I can get back.
     

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