Dumbest hater ever: Top ten reasons Ponies suck

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  1. Eluuna

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    'OK, here we go. A few questions...

    1. "10. Only retarded kids and babys* watch it" Obviously not true, otherwise, why would you be making the video? Also, you spelt "babies' wrong.

    2. "9. Offensive to people who are smartness* impared." Derpy is probably one of the most beloved pony on the entire show. Also, the correct term is 'mentally impared.'

    3. "8. Friendship is for Homos. (I'm a lone wolf)" Hmm... I wonder why?

    4. "7. It was made in Canada." What is wrong with that?

    5. "The white horse is offensive to my Christian Beliefs." Guess what? You are also against the Christian beliefs. "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." Luke 6:37. Also, how is she against your beliefs?

    6. "Stupid Gay songs that make you mad as spit." 'Mad as Spit?' Anyways, it's better than the crap playing during the duration of this vidio.

    7. "Boring Looney Tunes animation." .... I... It is a cartoon. Not Call of Duty.

    8. "Rips off littlest Pet shop." And you care about this why? I thinks you are a LPetter!

    9. "Nerd Alert!" I'd rather be a nerd than be an idiot. *cough*

    10. Furries? Really? Do you honestly believe that every single brony is a furry?

    None of your facts are valid. *sighs* Get it straight.'

    I... fed the flame. :ahh:
     
  2. Arrowhead820

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    Well, where to begin... these are my thoughts on it.

    So I start the video. "Well, I like this song, but it makes the video seem pretty obnoxious already"
    Then the generic editing and terrible spelling starts to come on. "Good lord I wonder if this kid realizes how stupid he looks"

    9. Offensive to people who are smartness impaired "So by that you mean yourself, right? Maybe that's why you're making this video"

    8. Friendship is for homos "What?? Is that really a reason for your hate about this?" Well I guess if you think friendship is for homos then you must not have any friends (assuming you are straight of course). "If that lone wolf thing was supposed to be cool, I'm just not feeling it"

    7. It was made in Canada "No comment. Just no."

    6. The white horse is offensive to my Christian beliefs "Ok... I haven't read the bible so I wouldn't know, but are white horses bad or something? Where the hell did you come up with this? Are you talking about rarity? Celestia? What's so offensive about either of them?

    *Title scrolls on the screen again* "Yes, we know what the video is called, it is really not necessary to remind us. But maybe people of your intelligence level have forgotten already, so this could be a good thing"

    5. Stupid gay songs that make you mad as spit "I have actually never heard that used before. Lets just hope that term doesn't catch on"

    4. "Boring looney toons animation (CGI is better and more modern) " Sweet Celestia I could go on about this forever about this. CGI is not necessarily better than 2D animation. CGI works better for some things, but in alot of ways, 2D is better for cartoons like this. 2D allows for more sight gags, and allows the show a more cartoony nature. Imagine Pinkie Pie and all her antics done in CGI. It just wouldn't work, it wouldn't look right. 2D animation fits the nature of the show much better than CGI. Just because something is "modern" does not mean that it is better."

    3. Rips off littlest pet shop "Ok this is clearly a troll. No doubt in my mind now. He watches MLP and probably made this video purposefully look stupid to get a reaction and troll people. The only way he could know about twilight and that dog (don't know the name) is by frequenting the hub, or by hearing about it from the fandom."

    2. Only geeks and weirdos like it "*sigh* There is so much I have to say about this, about how untrue that is, but I'll save it"

    1. Furries "Ok... what does that have to do with not liking the show? Every fandom has R34 stuff. If that is why you hate the show, because of furries and R34, then stop watching TV, stop playing video games, don't watch anymore movies, and don't read any books, because you are exposing yourself to something that has R34 and/or furries in the fandom. Out of all the reasons you listed, this is probably the most unreasonable and outrageous."

    I do realize that whoever made this is most likely a troll and probably even a brony, but it was still fun to break all this down. Sorry if what I said made no sense, I am writing all this at 3am
     
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    *Sits back and watches people give the troll exactly what he wants.*
     
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    I cant even watch the Video right now... ITs shut down in Germany for the music... and the programm i use to unlock it again doesnt work atm :/
     
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    I was pretty proud of myself for getting through the majority of that video without laughing. But my sides went into orbit on "FKING FURRIES".

    Overall I'd give this a 7/10
     
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    I flagged the video you guys should do the same so many people bullying MLP fans i get hate on battlelog for the game bf3 for liking MLP.Most of the haters are losers them selves ignorant and have a lack of education.
     
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    I started cracking up when they said it ripped off littlest pet shop.

    This has to be the funniest troll I've ever seen to date. Thank you for brightening up my day!! XD

    Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy was a brony, and was doing it for laughs.
     
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    You realize the guy's not being serious at all, right?
     
  9. Prince Darkmoon

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    I choose not to flag it because it was so funny.

    Still, not sure if I am supposed to dislike this video or like it for being hillarious.
     
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    That video wasn't even worth my time... :sigh:


    I would say don't feed the trolls, but this guy doesn't even get the honor of being called a troll. He's just a moron...
     
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    Guys, how on Earth are you all so brilliant at overreacting?
     
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    im a borni n i fnd dis offens

    Why was this even posted here? It's taking up space that could be better filled with pictures of Fluttershy. :s

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    There, I fixed it
     
  13. Prince Darkmoon

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    Because it's funny:grin:.

    But YAY for pictures of Fluttershy:smile:.

    Especially naked:Trollestia:.

    (Hint, ponies are always naked)
     
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    Clothed version pls. This is an SFW site.::S:
     
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    You know, I would break each insult down, but I have already done that with a different video today. And this other guy from the one I did break down said we all have Autism and Aspergers Syndome. My older brother actually has Aspergers. So I don't take to kindly to people who use that term so lightly. And yes, he is perfectly functionable in society. But still, they are not some terms to toss around freely. As for this guy, he is obviously a troll, and it makes for a good laugh to see how stupid some people can be.
     
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    Did this fine individual mention everything on the face of the planet being ponified? That's a legit complaint.

    I also saw talk of bronies being furries up above. Totally true. Bronies are furries.
     
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    I got a chuckle out of it.
     
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    The one about Princess Celestia being offensive towards his Christian beliefs was good for a laugh.

    This video isn't meant to be serious or taken seriously, its very obvious.

    Don't always take the internet too seriously.
     
  20. Magnolia Moon

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    I was pretty straight faced because I couldn't react to his...lack of intelligence...
     
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