Here ya'll go, from what I heard these guys are touring, trying to find more people to do rap battles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCyaJS4Cbs[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.498039)][/COLOR]
Sorry if I haven't posted anything here in a long while. And Rhythm Song, how would you give me pro-songs if I made you a list? lol
Eh, Heavy Metal (Yeah heres the next rap battle, still trying to figure out how to put the actual videos on here) [video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM[/video]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Lightning Bliss.... VS!!!! DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! BEGIN! Discord: When I appear on the scene, fans drop and admire with brony glee! No brony knows you, you're the Mary Sue bigger then the doll Barbie! What's with your ears? I can't feakin tell! You look like Dumbo that went to get pericings that fell! I'll throw chaos at you here to the rainbow place! Making you look like a fool all over your cute white face! LB: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU got know idea what your messin with here discord I got my horn and my wings, my golden hooves, you so lame and bord You look like someone threw you on the street and got run over by a Ford! I'll be stretching out the rhyem like my rainbows fly through time, When you try to put you chaotic brain against this peaceful mind! I'm the best, I'm the alicorn of Unity! I'll bring down the joys of peace, while I squirt you out like duty! Discord: I'm the one who did the squirting with chocolate cotton clouds, if you recall? You couldn't fight your way out of the castle of King Sombra unless Spike was on call! You can't create peace anywhere or around me, for serious! Creating more chaos then madness of your ascention was! LB: There are a million million million million million, ponies in Equestria that we can observe... You're mama combinded every animal there was and put them into one turd! You wanna bring the heat? With the cotton candy clouds you fly? I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Pinkie Pie! And while it's true, I can make magic opposite of you, I'm a the cutest alicorn, your just an ugly disformed goo! OH! The end lol
Well, that was well made Lightening Bliss lol. Maybe I should start doing those? lol But still, I imagined what the battle would have sounded like (From a certain battle I know)! Heres the next rap battle, this time its pony VS pony! www.youtube.com/watch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr-4mEztPpc - - Auto Merge - - EPIC PONY BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! BLADE RUNNER… VS! CHRYSALIIIIIIIIIIIS! BEGIN! Chrysalis: Changelings! Lets start this! Show this puny OC who’s the darkest! The biggest mistake you’ve ever made! We’ll destroy you like the wedding parade! We’ll tear you with our dangerous fangs I’ll trample on your mane in tonight, which you’ll fly in shame You’re puny maker sits on the computer, making nothing but Original Characters! Your mane was dark but my war was darker Your in my hive now Blade, this is EQUESTRIA! Blade Runner: Not. So. Fast. Joshua says your changeling So why don’t you tie these lyrics in your legs He built me because of my sins You’re the queen they need you to be Ain’t no way you can beat me Your wars not compared to me While you and your army attacked a wedding Took a trip to your hive and jizzed all on your bedding They should have used pesticide on your rhymes because they’re sickly You will not enjoy this But it will be over quickly Chrysalis: Ha! I had a better battle with Celestia! I don’t need a bunch of swords when I have all these horns I’m a queen! You sleep in a glacier in the Black Freeze I look you in the eyes But they’re too bright to even see your face! Blade Runner: Got bad case of shell of your back there you big ugly conch Your whole invasion got messed up by jewelry A bunch of insects need a crushing Kill more ponies than pain you inflicted So why don’t you quit you’re groaning I got five mares in bed moaning (I could have done A LOT better with this, but I wanted to avoid pervertedness in this battle, so this will NOT be the best, but who cares right?)
LOL ok now your on with this, that was brilliant! I'll try to do another, here it goes! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! KING SOMBRA... VS! ........ LIGHTNING BLISSSSSSSSS BEGIN! Sombra: Before you were born, a thousand years in the past, I ruled the Crystal Empire with black crystals, now I'm here to buck your a**! I read up about your story, bringing dragons and gryphons together, Tell me Blissy, how come no pony knows about your ascention my dear? Your OC is flat, a cliche that no brony cares about. I'm an orginal creation, a dark ascention, Do yourself a favor, take back your horn in the alicorn dimension! Lightning Bliss: The Crystal Empire you lost, you were defeated you hagan, Not only once, but twice, by the Princesses and Spike the dragon! I am an OC alicorn, with a back story to boot, Your creators didn't bother to explain your orgins you pathetic goof! King Sombra: I strike fear into the hearts of crystal ponies! You make stallions blush in shame! I've got a silver helment on my head, and I'm gonna make dark crystal rain! You can't use magic unless you piss yourself, I entrance soldiers and master of shadow! I'd trance you easily, and make you my slave pony, but I'd have to make you a widow! Lightning Bliss: I'M THE PRINCESS OF UNITY! I've spread more friendship and peace, then you enslaving ponies! BA*TARD I split your helment with a thunder buck! I'd stomp you to the ground, but your so worthless I don't give a f*ck! I create peace...when you put me in a corner, I don't just give up, magic just wants to be my donor! I make light wish it was prettier then me! You may have enslaved an Empire, but I'm the Princess of Unity!
That was great, wait till tonight (or sometime later) and I'll have a five way battle! (heres the next rap battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!! Lightning BLISS! VS! TWILIGHT SPARKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE BEGIN! Twilight: Well look what came out of the low minded OCs Looks like Tinker Bell used your hair to wipe off her feces! I'm the next Princess Celestia, you're a low ranked nobody, So take a seat Blissy, your facing the ultimate rap pony! Because my magic is more powerful, and yours is just dreadful! Who even needs peace when we got the glory of harmony!? Even Discord can't defeat me, and now that your standing up to me, I can understand why you hide yourself under a cape like derpy! LB: Sit down Twilight and I'll give you a magic lesson! Ask Skylar, I've got more style, then Luna or Rarity. Princess of Friendship, you can't do any hardship! I created peace and serenity from gryphons to fairies! You're magic repeats itself from teleports to levitating! I've committed peace with dragons and gryphons as my first decree, The name is Lightning Bliss, you purple b*tch, maybe you heard of me. Not like Lightning Dust or Rainbow Dash, I'm an orginal OC! You wanna trade magic blows, you can't even touch me! Twilight: I got skills in magic and the abilities in potion When's the last time you're talents go you any notion? I've got a party in a bit, so theres not much time left. What else is there to say, you're a washed up mess! LB: I'd zap you, but in the south we don't beat up weaklings, And I'm glad I'm not as talented, least I don't abuse it on changlings! There's an empire of millions waiting to bow to me on a fall. You want to be a good Princess here, give me a call!
Epic pony battles of history! Discord! VS! BladeRunneeeeeeeeeer! Begin! Discord: You Will Not Last! I rap fast like Shadow Cast! Josh make this you little B***h, how’s your little horn gonna beat my gold staff? I leave my mics in flames, touched by Discord! Touch mine, BladeRunner and scorch your horn off You fool, you were betrayed! You’re not a real fighter Death makes you darker it just makes my horns larger! Your plot is like Salisbury, Everypony makes a deposit We all know that you’re more than a phony than your stupid story! BladeRunner: Celesta forgot to mention this day When I knock your ass back to Discord the fake! Check your status: They call me a god, your nothing Nice staff, you compensating for something? I prefer the company of Alicorns and I’m proud of it You try to win your battles with nothing but chaos You think your little corruption will harm me? Wait till you get a taste of the Bladage Army. Discord: Do not take me for some being of fake chaos I don’t give a F**k about your original boss I’ll change you into a mare, with own magic For I am the one rapper, to rule them all BladeRunner: Your chaos is a joke, the funny tricks either You have two horns, HA, more like pencils The elements of harmony can’t even touch me you little prick After this rap is over I’ll turn you into bricks
