For years I have spent my life in the shadows, hiding away from the sun that burns, the sun that is love. And now I have this girlfriend and we're going to this punch-bowl party while wearing these white robes!
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?! DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY RAISE YOU PROPERLY WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?!?!" PS: I'll give you a million bits if you guess that reference correctly