Remember, if there's one thing that can destroy Sparky, it's really cheesy jokes. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9! (oldest one in the book)
I'm pissed off as hell right now. The pen for my Bamboo came in the mail today and it turns out it was the wrong one. I just went through this bulls**t rigamaroll to get the wrong f**king pen.
That must be pretty annoying. It displeases me when companies do stuff like this. Once or twice isn't too bad, but you're probably not the first one that this has happened to.
Uh-oh, now you'll start having intense hunger cravings for everything in sight.....just try to stay in control.
Cheesy jokes? I'm afraid I'm no help; You see, jokes in rhyme are hard to develop. By the way, everypony, how are you all? I've been rhyming for a while; soon you'll be in my thrall.
Alright, Itternips! Let's play pirates! I'll be the nefarious yet charmingly chivalrous captain, and you can all be my slow-witted deckhands! Now hoist the colours, ye bloomin' bilge rats!