No, this is a joke. A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender asks, "You wanna longneck?" The giraffe says, "Does it look like I have a choice?!"
*sigh* Okay, here is something that isn't offensive: [video=youtube;nz_pbO9Rn28]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz_pbO9Rn28[/video]
I wasn't offended in the slightest by the video. I actually found it quite humorous. Sorry for not being clear.
Some more cringeworthy 80s rap for y'all! [video=youtube;LJSZ1TwjcsQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSZ1TwjcsQ[/video]
So Minnesota decided to skip Spring. It's around 100°F over here. Unlike Reggie, my body was NOT ready.
I've considered playing Bioshock before but I haven't done that yet i'm really considering playing that game series.
I, along with many others, would be quite envious of that! I have been looking for a job for at least the summer, but can't find anything. You either need relevant experience or do a job in marketing which could easily be a scam or dreaded 'cold calling'. I'd much rather bide my time than do the latter. I'm not too picky when it comes to jobs, but there is absolutely nothing worthwhile available at the moment where I am.
Finding work is easy, if you're able to swing a twenty pound sledgehammer for four hours straight, while balancing on a narrow board fifty feet above the ground. Construction is not for the faint of heart.