Because you don't have a cheese helmet, duh. And no one loves you. And you also don't understand Sumia. Or Anna for that matter. ...Come to think of it, why wouldn't we wound you? :\
I understand Anna. Anna's pretty chill. She would be perfect to ship with Gaius. Sumia's fat and stupid. And you're the one who doesn't like PSG. Why aren't we attacking Keldeo?
I'm sorry, honorable Keldeo-chan!! I'll your waifu for a week if you take that back! Here, I'll get my sexy maid outfit and put it on!