It's been exactly one year since I joined this site, and I've made at least one post every single day since then. Thus, I award myself the Everypony Perfect Attendance Award, a meaningless prize of my own invention.
New steel boned corsets are so difficult to break in. But It felt great on. *Cries* My waist, my god, I need to start corset training again!
Wait... You only joined 2 months before me? When I joined I swear I thought you had been an old member of this site. Someone who was my superior by no less than a year of obvious experience... Well that's what I get for not looking at your join date sooner. Congrats on the anniversary.
That's actually a thing. My friend got me a guitar neck that takes batteries and plays riffs all on its own while I strum mindlessly on the air. That feel when - ohmygosh it's Merri.