Me and my partner read through ED's article on Britain, and admist all of the giggles, there was one. One image that I am crying over. I have been crying for almost ten minutes about this goddamn thing. I am writhing in breathlessness and discomfort, my stomach hurts, I feel sick, This goddamn picture has destroyed me. Spoiler I can't
This is where cultural boundaries become a hindrance. I had to look it up. Wotsits don't exist over here.
Cheese Doodles are better. I've never had Wotsits, so base my assertion of the superiority of Cheese Doodles on absolutely nothing. Because America!
Do not compare the glorious cheesy goodness of Cheese Doodles to the fake-tasting, styrofoam-textured, culinary abortions known as "Cheetos."
When people say things like that, I normally laugh thinking "How could they possibly know they aren't literally the same product just with different labeling." But I have a bag of cheetos I bought at school today, and my mom bought a bag of cheese doodles at the supermarket today. You are not false in the slightest Ridley. Not in the slightest.
I woke up and appear to have missed the convo on parrelel dimensions where the god king neoshadow rules all, and wotsits. I am not pleased at missing either.
Teenage boys are easy to understand. They eat large amounts of food and spend most of their free time thinking about boobs.
Thats actually pretty accurate. Or playing gory games, or reading horror fiction. Three things that my mom doesn't like but my dad is just like "Sure whatever." He didn't even react when i went into the strip club in GTA. Oh good i'm not alone then.
To be fair, not all Americans are wusses when it comes to snow. I lived in Montana for seven years, and we frequently got several feet of snow at a time, as well as having temperatures drop to fifty degrees below zero, with a wind chill of of ninety below. Despite that, in all the time I lived there, we never had a snow day, and no businesses were ever closed due to the weather. Hell, I used to walk to school in snow up to my waist. I guess what I'm trying to say is, people in the Northeast are wimps.
Yes. We. Are. *waves the flag of new jersey with a hill of snow 3 times my height piled up behind me* It's not the fact we have more snow than you. It's we have more roads to clear of snow than you. We almost ran out of salt, several times. Which comes from literally one state over. We have piles of black and brown snow, taller than some houses, lining many roads. We are not accustomed to this much snow. It's a matter of being built for less snow, not a matter of the snow itself.
