I just went to get a snack, and realized something horrible. I am out of candy. I am out of cookies. I am out of cake, ice cream, brownies, and pie. There are no sweets of any kind in my house, and to make matters worse, there are no stores open at this time of night. I have seen the face of evil, and it has taken the form of an empty snack cabinet.
That's too bad, because a mere glimpse of the picture would certainly have changed your life, and would made you a happier, healthier, and more fulfilled person.
Note to self: When playing Darksouls never convince yourself that there's probably nothing on the other side of that white light.
Everypony. Iceland. 4 Cornettos. £1. omg everypony, that price, that price everypony, omg. I'm stocking up for the summer
I just looked up Cornettos, and the exchange rate for British pounds and U.S. dollars. A similar product, Nestle Drumsticks, occasionally goes on sale at the supermarket for $3.99 (£2.37) for a box of four. I can only conclude that you are a lucky bastard, and should buy as many Cornettos as your freezer will hold.
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I'm not too bothered to be honest. I thought it was funny *shrugs* but sober I wouldn't have tumblr'ed it. XD There are cheaper brands of Cornettos in many stores (Iceland/FarmFoods/Co-Op etc) that sell them for less than a pound or five for the same price. I had no idea they were such a luxury! If they didn't melt I would send you some.
Everything is overpriced here in 'Murrica. That's what happens when the elected officials that are supposed to be looking out for the people instead allow corporations to run the government.
I think corporations than far stronger than any government body. Iz all about ze moniez. In other news, I started to watch 'Man on the Moon' because it was a Jim Carrey film, and I saw the opening. I paused a couple of minutes in because it was just bizarre. Confused, I decided to look up the inspiration of the movie. I discovered Andy Kaufman. What the *****.
As punishment you shall sit and watch Frozen three times in a row in one sitting for the next seven days.
My mother, my sister, and I just tried having "Family Game Night." We played Scrabble. My mother spent ten minutes per turn trying to use all seven letters each time. My sister spent the whole game playing on her phone, occasionally using it to cheat. I ended up dumping my bottle of water on my sister's head and leaving. All in all, it turned out better than our last attempt at Game Night.
