What the flump did you just flumping say about me, you little flump? I’ll have you know I flumped top of my class in the Navy Flumps, and I’ve been involved in numerous flumpy raids on Al-Flumpaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed flumps. I am trained in flump warfare and I’m the top flumper in the entire US flumped forces. You are nothing to me but just another flump. I will wipe you the flump out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this garden, mark my flumping words. You think you can get away with saying that flump to me over the Flumpernet? Think again, flumper. As we speak I am flumping my secret network of flumps across the garden and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the clouds, flump. The clouds that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your good mood. You’re flumped, kid. I can flump anywhere, anytime, and I can flump you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare flump. Not only am I extensively trained in flump combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of carrots in the entire garden. Flump Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flump ass off the face of the continent, you flumpy flump. If only you could have known what unflumply retribution your little “carrot” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flumping tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re flumping the price, you goddamn flump. I will flump fury all over you and you will flump in it. You’re flumping flumped, flump.
