^ HATTA, you despicable ninja! I can't believe you! I'm sorry Dodo, but you must accept that the thread is gone.. You tried, but it just wasn't enough..
[youtube]EHv9acm3fF0[/youtube] - - Auto Merge - - Never been interested in James Bond... Though this one did look good. YES! YYES!
YES! ...Wait, on a pizza? I don't think so.. And how dare you play these food mind games with me! I would like to speak to your manager!
Take your fence elsewhere! It doesn't belong in here! And plus, saying you pirated me doesn't quite work.. Yes, I am mad! Now hurry up and deliver my food!
In order to be a real pirate you must grow a cool long dusty beard. Just like mine! So maybe i am the most piratish pirate here. MAYBE i can even be a captain of this brony pirate ship! Yaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What, I'm the most piratest! I have wooden swords and plastic pirate swords, two pirate hats and everything!!
^ Oh, so that's why... I'm lacking the beard, Captain! And I have a boat!! ...A miniature one, but still a boat!
Wait, you have a beard, too? Then who am I supposed to follow? And I'm jealous, I've always wanted to live by the sea! ...Well, I do like deserts, but still, sea is nice!
Hah! Even this famous guy has a fake beard! What an embarassment to world of piracy! [video=youtube;SLMJpHihykI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI[/video] We, true pirates, really must bring the good old pirate ways to life again! Ahoi!!!!!! Just show me your beard during the course of official pirate test, and i will think about making you a part of my team.
Do it, and talk like a pirate while you're ordering. Pirates get discounts because they strike fear into the hearts of landlubbers.