Then she threw up all over her horse. "But professor," she said "I AM the horse!" DUN DUN DUN "Quickly," the professor replies "take this foot of lettuce!" "But professor," she says "that's a HEAD of lettuce!" DUN DUN DUN
"What's that?" asks the professor "What's what?" she says DUN DUN DUN "I can't find my phone!" the professor exclaimed "But professor," she replied "you don't have a phone!" DUN DUN DUN
The cheese stands in a bathtub in space. Yodeling as "Space clam four" plays at a movie theater on the sun.
"My, what lovely eyes you have." the professor exclaimed "But professor," she says "those are my ears!" DUN DUN DUN
Wait I think this may be a text-based-Hatta. I think I may be able to work this all out. "Get ye flask."