Spoiler: Spoiler [size=-2]Pinkie Pie turned herself into a cupcake muffin, and I ate her.[/size] -Derpy Hooves :derpe:
Yeah, I suppose Pinkie, after a while, couldn't deal with the grief, so she asked Derpy for assistance. Spoiler: Derpy [video=youtube;y-ih60vHh5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-ih60vHh5c[/video]
I sense a feature on Equestria Daily. Amirite, everypony? Wait... If DRD is becoming one with Rainbow Dash... Am I becoming one with Pinkie Pie? Spoiler: Imokaywiththis.jpg
Eeyup. I'm okay with this too, assuming fanfics are not included. I would have the best fanfic that only has a couple sentences and has an awesome ending. :derpe:
Can you? Probably. Should you? Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! Nah, no fanfics included. I would never ever want to hurt you, DRD. Uh... and no shipping fics either because, well, obvious answer is obvious.
[video=youtube;QcLksPtA-J0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcLksPtA-J0[/video] :derpe: I second that xD
I still want to think about Twilight Sparkle and DRD... [size=-2]*cough* TwiDRD / TwiDash *cough*[/size] :derpe:
it was an early morning on derpys kitchen countertop,where andrew the cupcake and julieete the muffin were watching a drive in movie j:this film is so scary im shaking enough to shamke my bran flakes off a:dont worry babe,ill watch out for you(he edges closer in the car to her) j:i love you andrew a: i have waited so long to hear tghat juliette, love you two (rumblng starts) j and a: what was that! (giant hoof apears in the sky grabbing julieete) a: NOOOOO JULIETTE! J: ANDREW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (camera zooms out to derpys kitchen) derpy:yum muffin nom nom nom the end ejoy your shipfic lol
But, DRD, if you and I became one with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, respectively, and someone wrote a PinkieDash or RainbowPie (whichever it is) shipfic, then, well... I hope I don't have to explain the implications, but I think we should just remain friends. Are you going to be the writer of the newest grimdark fanfic featuring Derpy Hooves called Muffins?
PinkieDash (Which I'm not fond of but meh.) Lets just be friends [size=-2]So I can hang out "more" with Twilight.[/size] I already wrote the newest and shortest grimdark fanfic. I'm featured on EqD already. :derpe:
I don't really get EQD's word limits. 3000 for multi-part chapters (which tends to seem short), but a tiny 1500 words for one-shots? How do you even fit a short story into 1500 words?
