Dude, it is pretty hard to read. I'ma be that one dude that quotes the rules... Although it isn't slang, it is a pain in the arse to read. :derpe:
I hate to ruin your fun, but if we look at the rules: I personally haven't got the authority to stop you but a member of staff does. It's up to you if you want to carry on. EDIT: Damn it Tenor, you ninja'd me