Haha. I see what you did there. It's an allusion. Well, they tried too. Incidentally, correct way to purchase rice and sausages. It was depicted.
Vent, Skype. They're all the same. And none of them are manly enough. A more manly alternative is the chat built into hamachi. An even more manly alternative is to use UDP Datagram packets through DOS instead of an actual chat client. Of course the manliest thing to do is to write your own chat client. In C FORTRAN Assembler.
Because of two lessons I learned a long time ago. 1. Life isn't fair. 2. Your not [a pony]/[famous enough].
If by HTC Thunderbolt, you mean Motorola W370, then you are correct. Everyone knows which one is more manly.
The W370? No it was a model released 2 or so years prior to the RAZR-1. 15MHz Micro controller on-board. 2048KB of dedicated memory. Ya. Those 15 728 640 operations per second. (A Hz is a s[sup]-1[/sup] if you recall).