*Launches ICBM carrying a 35 Mega-ton warhead* KABOOM!!!!!!!! But srsly, Welcome to EP. Hope you have fun! :derpe:
G'Day. I am Tyro....of...er...Here. I am prone to babbling so I'm quite likely to make this post far, far longer than it should be. I mean, there's the thread in the General bit of the site where I go on and on and ruddy on for England or wherever I happen to be but It stops me from going nuts. Or at least nuts enough not to lick windows which is a shame because I've found a really nice pane of glass on my street. A slight taste of cinnamon and grit. Which is good because cinnamon is a fantastic ingredient especially in cakes. Or even on an orange but grit is awful. Seriously...and I'll stop now... As a man that's sadly never met you, would you mind telling me about yourself?
Yes, Alinador, go ahead and tell them what ISN'T classified. Give off any vital information, and you will be knocked out of service, clear?
...Why would I do that? Sorry about that folks, that's my commanding officer... Wait...the fields? I was expecting the mortars, but whatever...
So your the commander? Alinador said he may want to recruit me. Depends.Do you want a completely psychotic unicorn in your group?
Alinador, I have told you thousands of times to NOT recruit without my approval. Now, do you really think it's the being psychotic I care about? If you can obey orders without getting yourself into trouble, then you are partly legit. The only other requirement is that you are highly disciplined, and DON'T FIRE ICBMs WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION!
So i came here to see the introductions...and heres a roleplay going on...would you please move such things over into the designated roleplay section, id rather greet real people and not some imagined beings here. No offense though, but everything has to stay where it belongs. Thank you.
...Then you definitely won't be recruited. As for you, Jumbo, the intro is at the FRONT of the thread, last time I checked.
