Wild: Not to mention some of the "girl" things you'll need to learn about. Rockette: And you'll REALLY wanna pay attention to these.
Rockette: Buy a bra that ACTUALLY fits you. Wild: Cross your legs when you where a skirt. Rockette: Don't let Wild talk you into wearing a thong. Wild: Don't put your hair in a ponytail around Rockout.
Rockette: *sees Delta's hairdo* Oh my god! So pretty! Wild: Let your hair down! You're getting him excited! Rockette: *snaps out of it* Uhh, I need some ice water! *goes to the kitchen* Wild: I guess I don't have to repeat that last one now!
Wild: Somehow he doesn't. And obviously when his mom and sister do theirs like that it doesn't affect him. But when I do it, watch out. Rockette: *comes back* Sorry about that. There's just something about a girl with a ponytail, ya know?
Wild: Here, this should get it out of your face. I think it's a little bit longer than it was when you were a guy. *ties the top into a half ponytail* There! That looks SUPER cute! Rockette: A'ight, you need some time or you wanna go ahead and get some clothes?
Blues: Uhh... I think I'll wait till you guys are done at school. I don't feel too good about shopping for women's clothes on my own.
Wild: Uh, Blues, it's 12:30. We were off today. Rockette: THIS will make you feel better... I just put in for a job at Hooters today... AND GOT IT!
Later, at the mall... Wild: Ooh! You wanna try that new store, Delta? They've got all these cute little dresses and shoes! Rockette: Or would you rather keep it simple and functional and go to Wal-Mart?
Blues: we can try the new store first. See what they've got. (in the store) Blues: these black leggings look nice.
Wild: Oh, I'm so sorry! I get carried away when I shop for clothes. Rockette: I can vouch for that. C'mon, babe, let's find me something for Wacky Tacky day next week. (BTW, we gonna get to see a picture of Delta anytime soon?)
(yeah, but it'll take a while. on a side note, sorry it's taking me forever to do Rockette.) (also, I meant for Cherry to say what she said to wild. Sorry )