Wild: Seriously, how do you boys find that RELAXING!? I've been doing my nails since I was a little girl and it's almost always been a pain! Rockette: Yeah, but we haven't BEEN girls for as long as you have, babe.
Wild: Now you need a boyfriend! Rockette: *laughs loudly* OK, that was WRONG, babe! Wild: *to Delta* Lil' Miss Thing here supposedly does.
Rockette: 'Rockette' supposedly has a boyfriend named Rufus at her old school. I don't know, just something Wild came up with. Wild: That's what I've been telling all the boys who ask me about you. Rockette: Wait, what? Wild: I get asked about you all the time. "Is Rockette single?" "What kind of guys is she into?" "Can you talk to her for me?" I get a LOT of that. You're in pretty high demand, baby. Rockette: I think I just threw up a little.
Blues: aaahhahahahahahahahaaaa! X'D Moonlight: don't know what you're laughing about, you're a girl now and that means guys might start asking about you. Blues: 0_0 ah.
Wild: She's got a point, hon. We had to learn all this stuff the hard way. Rockette: What do you mean WE? Wild: This is just as hard on me, babe. Imagine if the roles were reversed and I had been turned into a guy. Rockette: *stomach rolls* I see your point.
Moonlight: Well, seeing as how society puts men above women I think Wild would've been be better off. Blues: it'd have solved a few problems if Wild was a guy. Moonlight: yeah and caused a few too.
Rockette: I don't know if I could handle being the girlfriend. Wild: And I couldn't handle being that hairy or smelly... no offense, honey. Rockette: Hehe, none taken. I'll back you on that. I smell WAY better now when I sweat.
(Oh I almost forgot, do you like the black crowes?) Blues: you'd probably get over it. Anyway, I don't think I really need a boyfriend.
Wild: OK, well, I'll let it go. Rockette: You need to come up with something. I mean, you're not exactly ugly. If I were a single man, I'd hit on you. Wild: Well, you're neither single nor a man right now, baby so I think we'll just let him figure out Delta's story. (Yeah. Saw them at the All Star race in Charlotte in 2005.)
Blues: I think I'll be like one of those foreign exchange students. That'll explain the British accent.
Rockette: Well, are we going back to the fair tonight? Wild: Yep, I think they open in about an hour so we can go find out if there's anything funny going on at the concession stand.
Blues: hopefully they'll have a way to turn me back! Moonlight: that mean I get to keep your clothes? Blues: I guess.
