If Shade were drunk, the premise of the thread would be disregarded and questionable joke would be made.
If Arty were drunk, she go from using "was drunk" to "were drunk" through my subtle suggestion, without realizing it.
If Arty was drunk i would ask her why she wants me to tell her something so bad (not saying i wouldn't kiss your cheek) :T
If Shade were drunk, he'd miss the fact I already I had already implanted a suggestion into Arty's mind.