If the user above was drunk

Would be Pinhead Larry!

 

Would live in a pineapple over the sea!

 

Would live in a rotten pineapple.

 

Would think she was a pineapple!

 

Would think I wasn't Skittle flavored!

 

Would actually be pony flavoured!

 

Would try to taste ponies.

 

Would be tricked by the Ideal Masters.

 

Wouldn't be able to trick me.

 

Would wear a frilly dress and refuse to fly.

 

Would be a maid and do everything for me.

 

Would think a drunken maid would be useful XD

 

Would think I was wrong! xD

 

Would be even more annoyed that there was no more cider.

 

Would try to make pear cider.

 

Would drink hard cider.

 

Would drink cider from somewhere other than Sweet Apple Acres.

 

Would go under the rainbow instead of over the rainbow.

 

Would think she was a unicorn.

 

Would think he's an boring earth pony