If the user above was drunk

Would get in a drunken fight with Applejack XD

 

Wouldn't be friends with Fluttershy.

 

Would be best friends with Trixie.

 

Would marry Celestia.

 

D=

Would marry Zecora!

 

Would not be using the liarjack image at all.

 

Would stop being super-awesome.

 

Would stop being chaotic!

 

Would fly really fast in a zig-zaggy pattern, throwing water balloons at ponies.

 

Would eat actual food.

 

Would trash a temple, sell a goat to a giant, and get married to a hagraven.

 

Wouldn't have a gif in their sig.

 

Would look even more excited!

 

Would be insane like Pinkie Pie!

 

Would sensible like Twilight!

 

Would be really shy like Flutters.

 

Would be a pirate!

 

D:

Would be an imitate object!

 

=D

Would be a cloud!

 

Would live in a cloud!