Granted! It is the homemade tomato sauce my mother makes! (She makes about 5 gallons at a time Good thing it's excellent though!) I wish for a good book to read.
Granted! She brings you to the land of muffins where she, The Muffin Queen (read dat fic!) rules over all! I wish for something funny to wish for.
Granted. The wish changes for who reads it, entailed to their own uniqe sense of humor. I wish for a better signature.
granted, it also has all required applications on it along side with your favorite games working on wine, and everything is ponified. (Fedora I'm referring to: http://fedoraproject.org/) I wish radio always plays great music (not referring to epr, everypony music is good music)
Granted, every radio station plays your music playlist all day every day, unless you command it otherwise. I wish I wasn't so bloody cold right now.
Granted. You warm up because I appear out of nowhere with a blanket to help keep you warm. I wish for new shoes.
Granted. You have full control over it and the first place that works for you to visit is Equestria. I wish I didn't have to be at work today.
Granted, you get a new job that involves staying at home, getting paid for doing nothing! I wish I had a talent
granted, your talent is to be good at everything I wish my rage comic gets on front page. (link: http://cheezburger.com/View/5998728704 )
Granted, over 2 billion people vote it to be hung up in art galleries across the world. I wish old internet memes like Nyan Cat would die out.
Granted. They are not used actively anymore, but are remembered fondly and bring a tear of joy to your eye when thinking of them. I wish Firefox would stop acting like a spoiled brat.
granted, it's not best program in world and does whatever you want I wish day would last for 30 hours
