Granted, you also get free rides to Mars I wish I had better internet connection here in Equestria (its difenantly not as awesome as I thought it would be when I wished to live here)
Granted. We knew you were talking about Derpy, so you get the best derped Derpy keychain ever. :derpe: I wish people were nicer to each other.
Granted. This also works for things being delivered through the mail. Everything comes to you faster now! I wish my work was finished.
Granted! Even though you have to sleep, you have a robot that you can control while you sleep to do things for you! (See Jade in Homestuck :derpe I wish that my Princess Trollestia costume was ready to wear by Mid-westria.
Granted, your Princess Molestia costume is also ready by Halloween! I wish I didn't have this belt on.
Granted. Every pair of pants you own fits snugly from now until forever! I wish I could draw well. V Har Har...
Granted! In addition to being able to draw wells, you can also draw sinks and reservoirs. :derpe: You can draw masterpieces that make gods cry and other artists avert their gazes in ten seconds flat. I wish for a duck!
Granted. All of your friends are able to watch them with you! I wish my MP3 player's batteries never ran out.