Granted, you get all the My Little Pony episodes streamed to you before anypony else! I wish tears didn't harden on your eyes after crying.
Granted. Tears turn into your favorite flavor of jellybean a few moments after leaving your tear ducts, improving your mood greatly. I wish my fanfics were better.
Granted, You are free for the rest of your life, and all your friends are too. I wish Girls didn't hate me.
Granted, they are now the perfect temperture I want a sandwich, but remember, I was transported to Equestria by a previuos wish, so meat would be greatly appricated.
Granted! It is made out of Diamond Tiara (Pixel would kill me. No joke) It is made by a master chef, who just so happens to be Master Chief. I wish for a pizza trophy!
Granted. The trophy is edible and regenerates after you eat it, and it always just the right temperature whether you like it steaming hot, or just out of the fridge (Breakfast of Champions!). I wish to spend a day in Equestria.
Granted, the mane six + your favourite background pony joins you on an adventure. I wish for world peas (did I spell it right :derpe
Granted. Not only do you get to watch every episode before anyone else, but the VAs watch them with you! I wish for a bowl of soup.
Granted, gas is now so unlimited and you save enough money to get a dog which you also get a car for as well as lessons on how to drive for said dog. I wish I could rule Equestria for a day.
Granted! You are so good at it that they let you rule for another day! I wish for a good lab tomorrow.
Granted. It goes so well, that they let you graduate with honors and a job all lined up. I wish it was my birthday again.
Granted. You get an awesome cake decorated with ponies and all the presents you could want. I wish I didn't have to wait until next Thursday to start my vacation.
