Granted. You win the lottery, buy a mountain plot for private snowboarding, find gold in the mountain and decide to go on a loooooong vacation. I wish for less water in my shoes.
Granted, you also get a sandwich-making machine (aka, a women. TROLOLOLOL) I wish that people could take jokes better
Granted. He gives you his hat and a high five for being awesome. Oh and he says that Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I wish that my room was painted! I'm a bit tired of white.
Granted, its painted MLP themed, by ponies from the show I wish that that that the newest episode would hurry up and air.
Granted, you are also friends with the Mane 6 I wish I was the pony version of the combination of Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and the Zohan.