Granted. After everyone finished hugging we discovered it is the basic ritual for transforming everyone in the world into everpony in Equestria. I wish I could know everything.
Granted. You use this knowledge for the good of mankind kind and everyone is happy. Also you got a roll of duct tape. I wish for more duct tape.
Granted. You have duct tape the likes of which God himself has never seen. I wish all 6 Dune books would be made into good movies.
Granted. They're spread worldwide and everypony loves them. I wish I was even better at FPS games :derpe:
granted, and as bonus, you're now good at RPG games as well (or if you were good, you're better) I wish Lucid dreams were easier to create and that it happened more often.
Granted. Not only that, but it now affects all of us and we have it almost every single night. I'd wish I found a goddamn brony where I live.
Granted. Every single person in your town is now a brony. Every day is a new meetup. I wish I could juggle.
Granted. The animals are also kinder to the people. I'd wish my dogs would accept their new companion. (A baby cat.)
Granted. All your friends become bronies. I wish for EP Radio to be syndicated in radio stations across the world.
Granted. She's not ugly, not mean and doesn't smell, but you're forced to be her special somepony anyway ;D I wish I could play Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Granted. You play it and it scares the bejeebus out of you like it's supposed to. I wish I didn't have to work from home right now. Oops.
Granted. You work 4h, sleep 8h, and the rest are the trips between your new work location and your home I wish people around me were more tolerant about bronies (and actually knew what the term brony means.)
(This is the improve wishes thread btw) Granted, everyone around you loves MLP in all shapes and forms. I wish Faon had improved my previous wish.
Granted, the company that makes the source material want to pay you to use it in the actual thing. I wish I had a real live lucario (the pokemon) as a friend
granted, and you own a house in it, and it's next to Rainbow Dash's house, so now she's your first neighbor I wish portals worked irl
Granted. They work so well that the masses become enlightened and a new golden age of peace and happiness occurs. I wish for a decent pair of pants.