Wish granted, not only that, but you gain the power to make anyone a brony! I wish for Pinkie Pie to host a party for everyone!
Granted, but instead ponyville is now where your hometown is! I wish I had the magical eternal chicken wing...
granted, not only that, but your favorite pony moves in with you! i still wish the cutie mark crusaders would die.....
granted, and it's a cute pony with it's own pony outfit I wish they would change Twilight's name to carthwarson
"Granted, you never need to sleep again and are super productive I wish everypony would take my need for love as a half-changeling more seriously"