Improved wishes

"Granted, and you can even play Through the Fire and The Flames

I wish Chrysalis didn't hate me so much"

 

Granted, she burys you in replies.
I wish RP wasn't so uneventful

 

My idea of trolling are like prank links such as rick rolls, or just saying ridiculous things or puns to make people face palm.

 

granted, rex is now the most not weird pony on the planet.

i wish pinkie was never born

 

Granted. Now they aren't real. (Except for Twilight Sparkle, but she's locked in my basement, so that's moot)



I wish that I didn't have a cold.

 

granted. you are now invincible to all sickness, disease, and harm of any kind.

i wish i had a teleporter to equestria

 

Granted. It is portable and works both ways.

I thought it was corrupt wishes. :derpe: The correction is that Rarity is now locked in your basement. (Don't worry, she still thinks it's a spa!)



I wish that it would not snow this weekend.

 

granted.it will be 70 degrees.

i wish i was awesome

 

granted you are so awesome EVERYONE dies ! i wish for rd and derpy to be pony and everyone cant see them unless i want them to and become my friends.

 

Granted. They realize that you corrupted an improved wish and fly off somewhere cool.




I wish for an awesome beard.

 

You get one. And it's bulletproof.

I wish Black Isle would release the next Fallout game this year.

 

Granted! You can also breathe fire, which is considered a pretty 'gangsta' thing to do.



I wish for a bike.

 

Granted. You get a bike that you can ride INDOORS without being telepathically scolded by prof. Oak.

I wish there was more yuri in the world.

 

Granted. Could there be an improvement to that?




I wish that I could tie my shoes with one hand.

 

Granted. You can simultaneously tie four different shoes with just your index finger and your thumb.

I wish I could instantly recover from any injury, even if it was fatal.