Granted. You can also fly with your farts. Who wouldn't want to fly with their farts? I wish that I was trained in judo.
Granted. You are trained in an ancient and highly secret form of judo by a grandmaster in a dojo hidden within Mt. Fuji. You can now topple any opponent, regardless of their size, just by flexing your pinky. I wish I was a lesbian.
Granted, you get a utopia that is actually perfect and not some dystopic social satire disguised as one. I wish the next MLP season was dedicated entirely to background characters.
Granted, and it will have other things you want in the show. I wish my computer would be as fast as my mom's.
Granted. The speed of your Internet connection flips the double bird to the laws of relativity and makes light feel like a bloated whale. In fact, your connection is so damn fast it can't even wait for data to exist before it can download it, so you end up browsing the Internet 2 days into the future. I wish I had a boat.
Granted you get a cruise ship with all the hot girls that you got a few wishes back I wish for a potato
Granted, you get a cool yacht like The Lonely Island had on "I'm on a Boat". I wish I could release an album and sell 4,000,000 copies in the US alone, + win 2 Grammies.
Lightning Dasher gets Ireland, GLaDOS and a book with every potato recipe on Earth. BryGuy Shinigami releases an album that gets purchased by the entire population of the globe and gets an award made specifically for it because giving it a Grammy would be an insult to the sheer genius of said album. I wish I would stop making typos that I'd have to go back and correct, giving others time to ninja me.
Granted you now have an amazing keyboard that will correct everything automatically with 100% correction. I wish twitter and tumblr didn't exist
Granted. The idiots that made you make that wish don't exist either. I wish I could pilot helicopters.
Granted, you are so good at it, the government will pay you a million annually to fly them. I wish I could be loved.
Granted. Everybody loves you so much, they pay you huge amounts of money just to be in your company. I wish the next Bad Company game combined the very best qualities of all Battlefield games EVAR.
Granted, the game is infact so good it nearly breaks the space time continuum I wish I was king of the bronies *takes regal pose*
Granted. You proceed to marry either Celestia or Luna (in human form if horses aren't your thing) and become king of Bronies and Equestria, forging a fearsome alliance which takes over the world. I wish I had mo' money and less problems.
Granted. You are now the CEO of a company that has no problems whatsoever. I wish my computer would work
Not only does your computer start to work, but it also achieves sentience and starts absorbing other electronic equipment to improve its performance. Within a week it becomes able to run every game that will be published until you die at maximum graphical settings without droppin under 90 fps. I wish I had my own laptop already.
not only do you have your own laptop, its a laptop that uses the same energy source as my computer ^^ and it is amazing. it weighs like 0.1 ounces and has every single game that you enjoy installed. Now that my computer works (sorta) i wish to stop getting the blue screen of death
