Improved wishes

Your computer uses its newfound sentience to cure the BSOD forever, as well as cancer and AIDS while it's at it. You receive the respect and admiration of the entire world, as well as numerous b***hes.

I wish I could play the drums.

 

Granted, and you are now the best drumer in the world beating the actual record of beats per minutes
i wish to play the piano while octavia plays the cello at my side

 

Granted, and you have a sold out show. I wish I was 210 and didn't wear glasses.

 

Granted. You get a cash award for being the oldest person alive and your eyes can spot a crack in a wall at 1,000 metres away.

I wish I was a cat.

 

Granted. You are now Mittens, Lord of all Cats. Your fur shines with the intensity of one thousand diamonds and you are heralded as the new ruler of this world.




I wish that I could melt faces by doing the Truffle Shuffle.

 

Granted. Your Truffle Shuffle can melt diamonds.

I wish the band Kasabian would follow me around playing the soundtrack to my life.

 

Granted. They can fly now too.



I wish that I had a comfier office chair.

 

Granted. She is now your best friend and/or girlfriend (whichever way you prefer).

I wish I was an attorney.

 

Granted, and you did so damn well on the bar exam, that your pay is quadruple the national average.

I wish I was friends with every Brony, and we all received the love that everyone should get.

 

Granted, Bronies become the second most loved group in the world.

I wish I could party with Pinkie Pie.

 

Granted. You party with Pinkie, Andrew WK, Vynil Scratch and Daft Punk.

I wish I could play the cello.

 

Granted, you're so good Octavia wishes for you to join her for a concert.

I wish I could meet Fluttershy.

 

Granted, and upon arriving you get a group hug from the Mane 6.

I wish even for one day, to hang out with Rainbow Dash.

 

Granted. That day has 7200 hours.

I wish I had an electric guitar.

 

Granted, you even get a free summer home in the world of your choice.

I wish to have an anime power.

 

Granted. And since you called within 5 minutes, you also get a free video game weapon!

I wish Ace Attorney Investigations 2 was translated in English.

 

Granted, and it's better than the Japanese version.

I wish I was married to Kim Kardashian, before she got knocked up.