granted he wins the stanley cup too and the world cup he wins the super bowl too I wish I had lasor vision
granted, you now have sprinkles on sprinkles in top of cupcakes i wish i could remember the two words...
granted you can even get a 3rd word for the low low price of 29.95 and it come with a life time supply of pudding, that's a 30 dollar value yours free I wish I had a prehensile tail
Granted, you also gain super intelligence and the ability to levitate. I'm trying to fly, but my wax wings keep melting.
You make your wings with glue. I want to go to Equestria, barge in on Celestia doing something, walk up, get Captain Falcon to Falcon Punch her in the face, say, "Screw you, Luna is best princess," and leave on Captain Falcon's race car thingy.
all that happens, and your dream pet is waiting for you in the car. Improved wish. I wish for an alien.