Granted. You become his personal protegee and write him letters every week telling him what you learned about chaos. I wish Celestia would come and pick me up from work today.
Granted. She does and always stops and pays for some fast food on the way. I wish I had Corvo's jacket and mask.
Granted, it never existed in the first place. I wish for an omnipresent super AI that won't murder me horribly.
Turns out those 3rd grade doodles solved all the secrets of the universe. I wish for infinite doughnuts.
Granted. You get a mulligan to try again. I wish I had one of those Coke machines that lets you pick 100+ flavors on the touchscreen.
Granted you are then chosen to think up the next flavor i wish I had the power to teleport to anywhere at anytime
Granted. You can also bring anyone with you that you want to. I wish Rarity would get her own spin off show.
Granted. Your wishception comes with a BWWWWWAAAAAAMMMM sound. I wish I was comfortably well off, socially secure.
Granted. You also earn 1,000 dollars every day until you die. I wish to get all As on my next report card.
Granted. You are awarded a full cash scholarship! I wish Rainbow Dash and Marceline would team up for a prank massacre!!!
Granted, their pranks are so ridiculously awesome that a new era of peace and prosperity springs forth everywhere they prank. I wish season 4 was here already!
Granted. It's all on DVD along with a 'making of' special and a poster signed and personalized by the cast. Oh, and a Chrysalis plushie. I wish my pony figures were alive.
Granted! You have awesome magical adventures with them through time and space! I wish the Chrysalis plushie you just gave me was alive!
Granted. She is your best friend and makes your life complete. I wish those wings I just ate hadn't given me indigestion.