Improved wishes

Granted. That is all.

I wish there was an story arc in the comics where Dashie becomes evil for a while.

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Granted. Rainbow Dash fans everywhere go in a riot.

I wish I could control my pain tolerance.

 

Granted. everytime you are in water and in pain the pain shall cease to be.

I wish I can be the president of the united States.

 

Granted, you become the greatest President in the nation's history.

I wish for the 2017 MLP movie to be good.

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Granted, plus a character of your choosing will make an appearance/return.

I wish I had an mlp themed monster truck.

 

Granted, you become a god from the sheer manliness coming from the truck.

I wish for a MLP video game for console.

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Granted, it receives perfect reviews and is considered one of the best games ever made, with a sequel on the way.

I wish to go on a date with Sunset Shimmer

 

Granted. She asks you to bang her, and you gladly accept.

I wish that Xenoblade Chronicles gets ported to the Wii U alongside Xenoblade Chronicles X.

 

Granted, both games are on the same disc, and for the low price of $32.95.

I wish Half-Life 3 came out today.

 

Sorry, I can't do that. I'm an alicorn, not a miracle worker.

I wish for a katana with a blade that could ignite.

 

Granted, the government for some reason decides not to confiscate it.

I wish for Rainbow Dash to be President of the United States.

 

Granted. She finds the cure to Ebola, legalizes homosexual marriage, and makes you her first man.

I wish for Twilight Sparkle to be prime minister of Britain.

 

Granted, you marry her and become her closest advisor.

I wish for there to be a manned mission to Mars within my lifetime.

 

Granted. You are one of the people to go to Mars.

I wish I had super speed like the Flash, even with the necessary diet.

 

Granted, you don't disintegrate and die when you travel fast enough.

I wish to go on a date with anybody on the forum :3

 

Granted, your date turns out to be Sunset Shimmer in disguise.

I wish I had a Power Morpher.

 

Granted, it comes with a free Megazord

I wish I had my own book series

 

Granted, every single book gets adapted into a major motion picture, each with a budget of about $72 million US.

I wish my life had a movie.

 

Granted and you get to personally pick whether it's live action, 2D animation, or 3D animation and the entire team/cast who will work on it.

I wish the Unity game programming environment crashed less often.

 

Granted, it gets significantly improved and it never crashes again

I wish for Destiny's loot system to be fixed