Improved wishes

Granted, time is now relative of 1 hour to 20 years.
I wish that people would stop talking about how great I am.

 

Granted, you become God's roommate.

I wish FiM debuted in the 1990s.

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Granted, it's now has a cult following that's bigger then five other fandoms

I wish for my own personal spaceship

 

Granted... Seriously, you have a space ship and you still want more? Okay then, you get fries with it too.

I wish it was overcast or rainy all the time.

 

Granted, it rains 24/7.

I wish my laptop was working better.

 

Granted, it now has 100,000 GHz of raw power.

I wish to reach the level cap in battlefield 4.

 

Granted. You also gain the ability to permaban squeakers.

I wish the aliens would hurry up and take me away from this awful planet.

 

Granted, they blow up the planet in their wake.

I wish more people would respect the live-action He-man film.

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Granted. It gains a cult following

I wish for an endless supply of milk

 

Granted, you get an endless supply of oreos too

I wish i wouldn't be so lazy with my game im making

 

Granted, you work on your game.......DOUBLE TIME!

I wish for more parties.

 

Granted, everyday is your birthday!

I wish I could get better at Smash Bros.

 

Granted, you beat Master Hand.

I wish to become better at making music.

 

Granted, you receive infinite knowledge in music and release your soon to be triple platinum album

I wish for the cast list for the MGS movie to be announced.

 

Granted, and you're part of it.

I wish for better headphones.

 

Granted, they're better than skullcandy or beats

I wish i had an actual phone instead of a tablet

 

Granted, you get a phone with unlimited Wi-Fi.

I wish I had the best thing ever.

 

Granted. You now have it.

I wish for a date

 

Granted and it comes with The Doctor

I wish I had FOTUS armour like my avatar