Improved wishes

Granted, its 10x more powerful and nothing can penetrate it
I wish apple computers never existed

 

Granted, also, Steve Jobs is still alive, but he's working for Microsoft instead.

I wish I had something I could wish for.

 

Granted, you wish for pancakes
In wish i could give you pancakes

 

Granted. You can now give Morphin pancakes

I wish I could write a successful novel

 

Granted, you to write a novel that happens in your everyday life.

I wish I could do better things.

 

Granted, you go to the Moon.

I wish we could have a man on Mars today.

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Granted, it can shink andnfit in your pocket

I wish my youtube channel had more subscribers

 

Granted, you now have infinite wishes

I wish for a lightsaber

 

Granted, it's the one from the new trailer.

I wish I had a taco.

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Granted, Sonata becomes a slave and gives all the tacos to you.

I wish I didn't have that research project to do.

 

Granted. You get automatic 100's on all future research projects.

I wish for a red panda as a pet.

 

Granted, he can talk (albeit in a thick East Asian accent) and do kung fu.

I wish I human bowels could handle Taco Bell.

 

Granted, you can even eat really spicy food there

I wish i could shape shift into literally anything I want (even a rock)

 

Granted, you can become a shape shifter and blending into things.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you get another wish, free of charge.

I wish for an NSFW section of the site called "Everypony After Dark."

 

Granted, it's always active and its the best thing to happen to the forum. *cough*Whyisntthisathing?*cough*

I wish that the shows I like don't get cancelled

 

Granted, the shows stay for a long time.

I wish I would have a better chance winning something.

 

Tyro, take note: there is demand for NSFW content on Everypony.

OT: Granted, you win every contest you enter. Every single time.

I wish senpai would notice me.