Improved wishes

Granted, and they don't shoot out of your arms in a horrifying manner, like in Bioshock.

I wish they'd hurry up and announce Fallout 4.

 

Granted, this time there will be a choice of many doggy friends! (one of which will be Dogmeat, 'cause he's been in every numbered Fallout so far)

I wish the rum wasn't gone.

 

Granted; it will also capture Fluttershy in her dangerous mission outfit.

I wish thinking of things to wish for was easier.

 

Granted, they have enormous wings.

I wish for food!

 

Granted; It's sentient and has the voice of Tom Selleck.

I wish I could meet Gorillaz.

 

Granted, you also get a backstage pass to meet them.

I wish it was summer.

 

Granted, it's a beautiful summer.

I wish to make a movie

 

Granted, and the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...

I wish for an Atari 2600 game.

 

Granted, you also get an Atari 2600 console.

I wish that people would stop living in the past.

 

Granted; everyone also stops living in the present, they all now live in the future.

I wish that I had many millions of pounds.

 

Granted, you also get many millions of other currencies.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

Granted; the sandwich is delicious, and also the magic porridge pot of the sandwich world.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, just make the Superman pose and away you go!

I wish for cake, I'm hungry

 

Granted, the cake is unlimited, no matter how many times you eat it, it grows back.

I wish I wasn't dead.

 

Granted; you aren't, and have no recollection of being so.

I wish I wasn't Fred.

 

Granted, also a potato.

I wish I was a pony for a week.