Granted; you're also transported to Equestria during this time, so you don't get experimented on by the gov't. I wish I had more shelf space.
granted, you win a lifetime supply of free shelves. I wish, ice cream was always soft and easy to scoop.
Granted; it's also always your favourite flavour. (Protip: run that icecream scoop under the hot tap!) I wish for the ability to summon videogame characters at will.
granted, and they more or less follow your directions, so you don't have to worry about them turning on you I wish, I could summon bags of money at will.
Granted; you can also controlled the height they are summoned at, to avoid (or possibly inflict, I'm not here to judge) head trauma to yourself or others. I wish I could control the weather.
Granted, you can also make weather that is scientifically impossible. Because who doesn't want a cotton-candy fog? I wish for exactly one can of velveeta spray-cheese.
Granted, it can change form from being big and powerful to small and cute. I wish I had a portal to Eaueatria... and some ice cream.
Granted; the portal is made of ice cream! you can have ice cream and inter-dimensional travel whenever you want! I wish I had many Doritos.
Granted; everyone is also not into yoga, and has half a brain. I wish I could stop this feeling, deep inside of me.
Granted, you are given a machine that alters emotions and feelings. I wish to become more than what I am now.
Granted; you become double what you are now, with the potential to upgrade to triple at a later date. I wish I had never visited Dunwich.
