Granted. They also solve the humanity problems thus saving Earth and its people. I wish I had more time
Granted. The weekend is now officialy from monday to... Sunday. Also a lapse of time has been created where you enter a entire infinite, relaxeful and peaceful world for 12 hours, at midnight. You can sleep in it the whole 12 hours then wake up at our normal world at 00:01 am of the same day :derpe: Edit: Oh, yah, I wish for awesome sword skills.
Granted! Rather than being over done, it is refreshing and becomes an instant best seller. I wish for an orbital friendship canon.
Granted. You finish what you have to do early in the day, leaving you all the rest of the morning until bedtime to enjoy your heart's desire. I wish all my friends and I could live near each other.
Granted, now everytime you need an answer, Twilight Sparkle appears and gives you it. And it isn't classed as cheating. I wish I didn't get distracted so easily.
Granted you acquire the patience of a saint and your attention span is limitless. I wish for some fudge swirl brownies.
^^ Granted, I am your waiter delivering them to your table ^ Granted, Solid Snake gives you personal intuition on how to use it. I wish that I could own the world's largest Coca Cola bottle.
Granted. Another one springs forth from the fountain of useful things and finds its way directly to you. I wish for a giant tub of jelly.