Improved wishes

Granted, you get all those things.

I wish the ending for Hotline Miami 2 didn't suck

 

Granted, it ends better than Season 4 of FiM.

I wish April 4 would come sooner.

(Season 5 premiere date is April 4 in the States, BTW.)

 

Granted; April 4th comes sooner without ripping a hole in the space time continuum.

I wish for a fine collection of socks.

 

Granted; you can also understand dog.

I wish I had a bigger garage.

 

Granted, your garage becomes a TARDIS.

I wish I had propane.

 

Granted; it's loaded with odour modificants so it doesn't stink quite as bad.

I wish I could grow my hair to any length at will.

 

Granted, and people will less likely to step on it.

I wish for a Ferrari.

 

Granted, it is also modified with speed enhancers to make it go super sonic fast.


I wish I can reestablish the Soviet Union and lead it for the better.

 

Granted; you can complete five year plans in 3 years!

I wish my headphones would stop tangling.

 

Granted: You headphones are now tangle-proof.

I wish to be able to hug Princess Luna.

 

Granted. and you can eat it!

I wish they'd just give up on the Walking Dead already.

 

Granted, I don't know how to improve that, so here's five bucks.

I wish for a refund.

 

Granted, the thing you're refunding is worth a billion dollars.

I wish I was better at Minecraft PvP.

 

Granted. You subjugate the world's population of minecraft PvP players, who bring you tribute in the form of better internet connections and foot massages.

I wish there was such a thing as tungsten carbide flavored ice cream.

 

Granted, your tires are full, too.

I wish for an MLP episode paying homage to Mad Max.

 

Granted, and it somehow works, despite the lack of cars or violence in MLP.

I wish for an edible hammer.