Improved wishes

Granted; it's fluffy and named Geoff.

I wish for a portable door that I can slam anywhere.

 

Granted. As a consequence, you also find a market for flash-frozen birds in mid-flight.

I wish I had pentachromatic color vision so I could distinguish 10 billion different shades of color.

 

Wish granted, you're now a mantis shrimp.

I wish I had some of the D&D artifacts.

 

granted, a brass dragon comes to reclaim the artifacts you stole though.

I wish to meet my favorite video game character.

 

Granted, His palls, Yoda and Optimus Prime come along as well and you all sit down to play Mario kart.

I wish I had a cup of tea right now.

 

granted, You get an entire harbor of tea.

I wish to have a better tablet.

 

Granted. It's got a volumetric display/interface, can be folded or rolled-up, and doubles as a waffle iron.

I wish for Alien opera.

 

granted, it's so good it destroys all of space.

I wish for senpai to notice me in a platonic way.

 

Granted, senpai is pleased.

I wish for a dollar.

 

granted, you get the best dollar.

I wish for a new phone.

 

Granted, say hello to your new Samsung Galaxy S6.

I wish for ebola to go extinct.

 

granted, every disease soon follows it.

I wish to have cat ears and tail.

 

Granted; they're scaled up to the size of your body.

I wish for an endless supply of freshly baked bread.

 

Granted.You get an endless supply of eggs and bacon too.

I wish for a credit card.

 

Granted; it has no limit, and a negative interest rate.

I wish for an army of squirrel minions.

 

Granted: There are millions of them and they oddly give you a jar of peanut butter.

I wish the world would burn and rebuild on concepts they allow free will, instead of discrimination and hate.

 

Granted; the world's more like this forum, only with less ninjas.

I wish I was a space scavenger.

 

Granted: You scavenge the universal world of space for all time and meet sexy alien women.

I wish for hugs to be required by law in all worlds and dimensions.