Improved wishes

Your wish is granted young one, you shall have multiple animation sequences of Daring Do kicking Ahuizotl repeatedly.

I wish that I were in Bari, Italy on a hot summers day in 1898 where I am dining with Freddy Mercury, Christopher Hitchens, David Bowie, Stephen Fry and Frank N. Furter all dressed in colourful rocking frock'en dresses. I am wearing a corset, tights and high heels with scarlet lipstick on and I am doing back flips eating flap jacks with flopper flipping near by!

 

Granted; you somehow manage to land a backflip in high heels, therefore avoiding making a fool of yourself in front of your impressive company.

I wish for unlimited petrol.

 

Granted, Not only will you get the unlimited petrol but you also get a free supply of Jerry Cans to keep that pesky petrol in.

I wish to infiltrate the U.S Presidents inner circle so I can get close to him to take him out.

 

Granted, your mission to assassinate the President is a success. But not only do you eliminate the President, you eliminate Congress and the Senate in a single blow.

I wish I could teleport so I can visit every member on EP.

 

Granted; they are forewarned, so you don't walk in on anything nefarious, depraved or otherwise unsettling and disturbing.

I wish I was a slice of butter, melting on top of a big 'ol pile of flapjacks.

 

Granted, you seep into every nook and cranny and become one with the big ol' pile of flapjacks.

I wish I could never hurt a person's feelings or, through inaction, allow a person's feelings to come to harm.

 

Granted; you can only hurt peoples feeling if you want too. Like if they're puppy-murdering neo-nazis or something.

I wish I had a lawyer like Saul Goodman.

 

Granted.People never sue you again.

I wish for some money.

 

Granted, you get a billions of dollars.

I wish for burritos.

 

Granted, you get as much burritos as you want.

I wished I had my own Race Track

 

Granted, and thousands of Ford and GM fans come to beat each other up on it every Sunday.

I wish for a stairway to Heaven.

 

Granted.You got an elevator.

I wish for a Ferrari.

 

Granted, it's got a custom paint job.

I wish I could stop winter.

Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota

 

granted, its your favorite season 24/7 too!

I wish I had a 3ds.

 

Granted, it came with every game that came out so far.

I wish for Beethoven's 10th Symphony

 

Granted; he appears to perform it for you, and you get to touch his awesome hair!

I wish for a wall of Marshall stacks.

 

Granted. It's no mere wall. It's an Iron Curtain of Marshall stacks.

I wish for the guardian deity of dental floss.

 

Granted, you are now the Colgate Bunny next to you.

I wish for the Gods of Thunder

 

Granted, they also play any song you want.

I wish to be a great artist.

 

Granted; you'll even be appreciated in your own time.

I wish I could change laws at will.